Rat. Wedding. Bow. WILD THEORY TIME.

Episode one: Sherlock comes back to find that John’s engaged. He sets out giant rats from Sumatra to scare away the stupid lady person who needs to gtfo asap.

Episode two: This episode leads up to the wedding. Stupid lady person disappears the day of the wedding. No one cares. 

Episode three: Sherlock and John have their wedding since the other one was already planned. John wears a bow tie. The Doctor shows up and acts as minister. Also there is a raunchy scene to close out the show and appease the rabid fangirls.


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    oh what a poor stupid lady although I like this story plot very much lol
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